January 2010
4 posts
Jesus fucking shit, does my nurse ever stop TALKING? Posted at 5:40 am
Naturally I won’t hold it against anyone if this doesn’t happen.
I’m in the mood for a Pepsi throwback. Any Atlanta friends up for this challenge, lemme know and I’lltell you how go find me.
I keep dozing off, and I must be having dreams because when I wake up I feel like I just did something.
December 2009
10 posts
Watching “It’s A Wonderful Life.” Hee-Haw!
http://twitpic.com/usuwe The Courage Carolers.
RT @drewtoothpaste: Me Chinese, me play joke. Me refuse to accept mandatory emissions cuts to limit pollution.
LADY GAGA. #thatsthatbullshit
RT @Scott_Ian: Standing next to Arnold Schwarzenegger and Morrissey shopping at Barneys. I am not kidding. #fb
Dudes, it’s fucking COLD!!!
Kidneys are back to being kidneys again instead of scare machines.
I really miss Athens right now. Should be back after Kidney Failure Weekend 2009 is over with.
Mogwai = so good.
November 2009
8 posts
I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: song, fucking, shit - http://w33.us/1bsq
Chuck Liddell just dance-fought the Iron Chef on my television.
“Alright. Let’s watch some Jubilation Times. That’s what it’s...”
– my wife
Ooooo-weeeee!!!
Crugh.
Since staying with my aunt and uncle I have seriously not gone to bed later than 10:00 PM. It’s weird. There is television to watch.
Mom is going crazy with the vacuum.
October 2009
4 posts
I need more magnesium. Emory is for the fucking birds.
Hi Internet. Hotel is boring. Health is ok. Metal sounds amazing on my iPod.
September 2009
23 posts
Gonna watch Monster Squad. I have never seen this film.
Is glad “pirate day” skipped me.
I miss everybody.
Sleepy.
Everyone in the waiting room is either old, really fat, or complaining. Or all three.
I feel like shit. Touchdown Miami.
My voice is cracking like I just hit puberty. What the fuck?
Black ‘em out, Dawgs!
Jumpy jump jump jump jump. Jumpy jump jump jump jump jump.
Steve Spurrier #goodwignames
Also, The Perfect Storm #goodwignames
The Chicago Transit Authority #goodwignames
August 2009
23 posts
